White jelly beans

I don't know who eats these first, or who's favourite they are. They are always the last ones I eat.

Seriously, what flavour are they anyway?! I could understand if they were lemonade flavour but who the hell needs lemonade flavour when you have yellow lemon flavour ones.

I would like to put forth the motion that they are removed from circulation immediately. They are like the freaking caps-lock key. Noone knows who put it there, or what it is there for... but it is still fucking there!

Feel free to join in my campaign by sending your white jelly beans back to Allen's or whoever... and tell them some androgenous unidentified flavour of jelly bean came in your pack and could they please send them back with the correct flavour and colour added.

I am bored at work, someone come do something interesting.